Machine Makes Coffee When You Yawn

Coffee Roaster Douwe Egberts recently set up a vending machine at the O.R. Tambo International Airport. But this isn’t any old stinking vending machine that takes your money and leaves your bag of chips hanging by a metal coil. This vending machine dispenses coffee in exchange for a yawn. It’s equipped with facial recognition software that detects when a person yawns, then dispenses a cup of joe. That’s nice. Wouldn’t it be extra nice if all bodily functions had a machine that delivered appropriate responses to said functions? Like if you sneeze, the machine gives you a tissue. If you pass gas, it directs you to the restroom. If you get a boner in public, shames and humiliates you until it goes away. Yeah, that’d be real nice.

Via: memeburn.com

INCREDIBLE right? Tell us about it! No really, in the comments....
  • Kathy Young

    I want to try this!

Want More Incredible Things?

Sign up for the Incredible Things daily email. All the cool kids are doing it.