It’s The Future, Y’all: Electric Roller Skates

Because we Americans are too damn lazy and uncoordinated to regular roller skate, Peter Treadway is trying to get these Electric Roller Skates into production. Just kidding, Peter. I mean, yes we absolutely balk at the idea of any kind of physical activity, but we want this because we f***ing love futuristic kinda shit! The spnKiX are controlled by a small wireless remote and can go up to 10 miles per hour. You can contribute to the cause on KickStarter. By donating $375 you can receive a pair if their goal of $25k is met. Me? I’m just gonna hold out for that jetpack I always dreamed of. PSSSHOOOOW! $375