by Jenni Chasteen
You know how in futuristic movies they use retinal scans for security and the only way to get into the secret room is to cut out someone else’s eyeballs? Yeah, I don’t want to live in that future. Although I’d take a retinal scan over a rectal scan any day. Oh wait, that’s not what butt recognition means. Let me start over. So apparently some researchers in Japan designed a car seat that uses sensors to measure a person’s specific weight and ass-shape. This technology would keep the car from starting for anyone other than the owner… or the owner’s exact ass twin I guess.