Headset Reads Dogs' Minds

This is a headset that reads the complicated mind of a dog. It’s called NoMoreWoof which seems highly unlikely. Even if Fido can communicate via brainwaves or whatever, he’s still gonna bark his face off when the mailman comes. The device translates stuff like “I’m hungry,” “I’m tired,” and “Who ARE you?” Good one, guys! Man, you almost had me going. But you don’t need a mind-reader to tell me what the hell my dog is thinking. If he’s staring at his food bowl, licking his lips, my little dude is hungry. If he’s laid up on the couch, snoring up a storm, he’s tired. And if he’s sniffing on someone’s @$$hole, that’s his way of tryna figure them out. Pretty straight forward stuff.