Vibrator Includes 16GB Of Storage

Sex toy maker Crave is selling the Duet, a vibrator that charges by USB and stores up to 16GB. Huh? Adding to the kookiness, you can even get a 24KT gold-plated version. Well, if you’re gonna buy yourself or a loved one a fancy-ass vibrator, might as well choke up the cash to get the gold-plated version! That’s just logic. One thing I think we can all agree on is the ONLY stuff appropriate to store on your vibrator’s jump drive is your pr0n stash. You know what I’m sayin’? I’m talking about noodz. Butts and weiners and stuff! Definitely NO work files. That’s just weird.

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