Another day, another zombie survival themed product, amirite? Today’s is the Zombie Bottle, a zombie survival kit that fits ever so neatly in a bottle. It includes a 6-inch spike, 2 ear plugs, 1 antiseptic continue reading...
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Barbie has definitely been around the block. As far as CAREER CHOICES are concerned. God, I can’t believe you even went there in your mind — you know she’s only ever been with Ken! And now she’s teaching young girls continue reading...
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You think your family is weird? Try growing up in a family of zombies. Your undead parents are always like, “You need to bring up your graaaaades.” It’s super annoying. Plus, they eat all of your boyfriends when you bring continue reading...
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MM URRGH! JK y’all, I’m not really a zombie, I just get like that sometimes when it comes to chocolate. I eat that shit like candy. LITERALLY! One time I hid out in the bathrooms at Hershey Park so I continue reading...
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My man-piece is a real Dream Come True (DCT). He likes to go shoe shopping and has watched every episode in the entire Real Housewives franchise. He even calls himself one of the girls, it’s continue reading...
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Wondering what to serve at your Halloween soiree? Look no further than these human preserves. First up is Olde Fashioned Brain Jam (aka raspberry preserve), which is best served when “spread thickly on just just about anything, especially a human continue reading...
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If your feet look like this, please do us all a favor and stop wearing sandals. While you’re at it, treat yourself to a pedicure and consider picking up some foot lotion because feet this scary should only be seen continue reading...
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For a long time zombies have been quarantined to what many consider lesser forms of art like B-movies and video games. (To be clear, we don’t consider those things anything less than awesome.) But lately continue reading...
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When the zombie apocalypse comes, you’re going to need a few things to get by. You’ll need bandages to keep any open wounds safe from the infection, a knife for use both as a tool continue reading...
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Sooner or later there’s going to be a zombie outbreak, so you might as well start preparing for it now. When the zombie hordes come knocking on your door, you don’t want to be unprepared, continue reading...
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Zombie awareness month is the time to sit down and evaluate your zombie survival strategy to determine your odds of survival. College students need to know their odds on surviving a campus wide outbreak, and continue reading...
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We’re sure you already know this, but May is zombie awareness month, which means there’s no better time to start preparing your kids for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. It can be hard to start a continue reading...
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