This is a series of Animal-Shaped Wine Racks from Conte-Bleu. There’s a Doberman, penguin, reindeer, and an elephant. Uh oh! Looks like the zoo keeper left his hooch out again. The animals are having a rager! Annnd I’m not invited. continue reading...
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Want to fool your friends into thinking you invested in some really great grapes for the evening? No one would suspect there would be box-style wine in a glass that features a base crafted to look continue reading...
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Have you ever sat down to dinner and thought to yourself “Now what would pair nicely with this double cheeseburger?” Well, maybe you should quit being so fancy all the time. I mean, damn, you’re making the rest of us continue reading...
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I don’t know about you, but I feel that opening a bottle of wine and finding a clean glass really cuts into my drinking time. That’s a good two minutes I could be using to continue reading...
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These are Vinderalls. They’re overalls made by Archie McPhee to fit a bottle of wine. Man, when did vino get a more varied wardrobe than I have? First wine got underwear. Then lederhosen. After that, an ugly continue reading...
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This is Wine Ice Cream. It’s sold by Mercer’s and it contains such a high alcohol content (5%) that you gotta be of legal age to consume it. Ah, wine and ice cream — quite the combination. Just add a continue reading...
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Wine snobs (you know, people who don’t drink their wine out of a box) insist that the shape of the glass plays a role in the aroma and taste of the wine. I insist that continue reading...
This is Vino2Go, a sippy cup for wine. The revolutionary (jk jk) product is sold by The Product Farm for just $16 a pop. The inside is even shaped just like a wine glass! Vino2Go: The classy way to get continue reading...
These are Ugly Christmas Sweater Bottle Covers sold by Sur la Table. On a scale from 1 (‘Meh’) to 10 (‘Oh My God Burn It With Fire’) these things are a solid 8 (‘Fugly’). But continue reading...
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Thank goodness Ben & Jerry has a lock to keep our ice creams safe from people who have NO RESPECT AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO FINISH OFF ALL YOUR ICE CREAM. Sorry… I’ve been continue reading...
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This is a rope that can be molded, shaped, or knotted to hold a wine or liquor bottle. It’s called the Magic Lasso Rope Wine Bottle holder. But is it really magic holding this wine bottle afloat, or is it continue reading...
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Just when you thought boxed wine couldn’t be any more stylish, Swedish company Vernissage has a new line of wine packaged in cardboard handbags. Now this is my kind of fashion statement. Toting this thing around is basically telling the continue reading...
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