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  Respect The Hot Cock: Sriracha Boxer Briefs

  Sriracha is hot right now. Okay, technically Sriracha is always hot, but it’s also very popular at the moment smarty pants. There’s a Sriracha drink recipe, Sriracha popcorn, Sriracha flavored lollipops, and continue reading...

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  Cowabazoongas!: TMNT Bra

  Show off your totally radical tits in this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Bra. It’s custom made by Etsy shop SceeneShoes, the same place who brought us the beep boop boobies Nintendo Bra. Y’all just keep cranking those nerdy unders continue reading...

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  The World’s Oldest Bra

  If your dream is to put together the world’s oldest outfit, you’re one step closer now with the discovery of the world’s oldest bra. Obviously you also need the world’s oldest pair of jeans and the world’s oldest continue reading...

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  Vinderpants: Cover Your Glass With Underwear For Wine Bottles

  The creators of Handerpants offer a new underwear themed product for winos called Vinderpants. You think Vinderpants are ridiculous and embarrassing? You’re the one who should be embarrassed. You’ve been giving out naked bottles continue reading...

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  WTF Product Of The Day: Fauxgina Panties (NSFW)

  These are panties with lady parts on the front. They’re from Japan. SURPRISE! I have to assume they were designed by someone who has only seen a naked lady through the static on Cinemax. Vagina continue reading...

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  Down-There Hair On Your Underwear

  These are Hairy Panties by Nutty Tarts, a Finland-based fashion company. Why do we keep throwing around the word fashion when it’s really just weird shit like this? Yeah, I guess you’re right… I have no room to talk. I’m continue reading...

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  Camelflage: Cause Cameltoe Ain’t Cute

  Embarrassed by your lady parts always trying to steal the spotlight? Camelflage is just the thing you need. The panties have a built-in guard designed to control and disguise even the most robust vag from trying to make an appearance. continue reading...

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  A Bra With A Pocket For Your Stuff

  The JoeyBra is a bra equipped with a discreet pocket to store your phone, credit cards, Tic Tacs, chapstick, or any of the other weird stuff you usually keep in your handbag. Right now you can buy your very own continue reading...

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  Nintendo Controller Bra

  Squeeze, squeeze, tweak the nips, repeat. Tired of the same ole predictable foreplay routine? Well I’ve got just thing for you — the Nintendo NES Controller Bra is a real life C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR! It’ll serve as a guide for those continue reading...

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  Tofu Bras Make Miso Perky

  Bras made of tofu may sound ridiculous, but in all fairness they’re MUCH more practical than underwear made of beef jerky. (Yes, that’s actually a real thing you can buy.) These bras from Faerie’s Dance don’t look any different continue reading...

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  Waka Waka? More Like Hubba-Hubba!

  Man, who knew that Pac-Man could be so sexy? Actually, we already had some idea. The Pac-Man Bra, designed by Etsy artist RainbowKidShop, glows in the dark and is made using a Victoria Secret push-up bra. That means you continue reading...

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  Panties for Geek Girls

  When I was a kid my mom wouldn’t let me get Spider-Man underwear because I’m a girl and boys underwear are different. Um, no duh they’re different! Obviously they have superheros on them instead of Barbies! But I think she continue reading...

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