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  Celebrate Silly Holidays All Year Long

  Not all holidays are created equal. It’s pretty hard to compete with holidays that let you stuff your face all day, get presents, or drink until morning. Heck, some holidays are just great because they get you out of work continue reading...

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  Underwear Turns Your Wiener Into Other Things

  In “WTF” and “Why God Why?” news of the day, here are some sexy (using the term loosely) sweater shorts. Etsy seller WarmComfort makes the men’s underwear that transform your ding dong into something else. continue reading...

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  What Every Girl Wants: My Little Star Wars Pony

  Move over Bronies, there’s a new crew of unexpected My Little Pony fans in town…and they travel deep. I’m talking ’bout Star Wars nerds! Etsy seller Roogna creates custom ponies that fit a range of continue reading...

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  Color Me Badass: Crayon Bandolier

  You want your kid to be the most badass five-year-old in kindergarten? First, let them cover their arms with a sleeve of Tattly tattoos, then pick them up a crayon bandolier from etsy. Armed with 24 colors they’re ready continue reading...

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  Fun Fashion: Etch-A-Sketch Belt Buckle

  Belt buckles: they help keep your pants up. Some people also use them to express themselves. Other people use them to support their heavy drinking habits. This is the Play Time Belt Buckle, an Etch-A-Sketch Belt Buckle made by continue reading...

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  Sweaty Shirt Provides Pit Stains Without the Smell

  Check out this sweaty dude. His posture says “hardly working” but those sweat stains say “working hard.” That’s the magic of the Permanently Sweaty Shirt. Everyone will think that you’ve been working up a sweat continue reading...

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  Urban Meets Medieval: Knight Armored Hoodie

  Ever feel like when you’re wearing a hoodie like nothing can touch you? You just pull the hood up over your head and it’s like the rest of the world suddenly doesn’t matter. That woman continue reading...

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  The Back Bone’s Connected To The Shirt Bone

  This handmade top by Etsy seller Jatuporn Khemsom may LOOK like a regular black tank from the front. But it ain’t. From the back you’ll see it’s a bad-ass skeleton view of your bones, man! continue reading...

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  Turn Your Loved Ones Into Zombies Without The Hassle of Biting Them

  My biggest fear is that one day I will become one of those boring people with boring custom portraits of me and my boring family. Actually, my BIGGEST fear is that one day I’ll become continue reading...

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  Gumball Machine Dress

  This adorable Gumball Machine Dress was made by Coyote Peyote, the same Etsy seller who brought us the Gameboy Dress. I assume the balls aren’t real gumballs, which is probably for the best. In a time of desperation I continue reading...

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  Fancy Knucks: China Knuckles

  Sometimes gramma’s tea parties get out of hand and I have to come bust up on some old ladies. Just kidding, I never laid a hand on a single one of them, I just tell the offender that I saw continue reading...

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  Garden On Wheels

  Of course! The reason why I can’t bring myself to get on my damn bike is because it’s been missing something. And that something is a plant. If I attach a cute planter to my set of wheels, I’m sure continue reading...

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