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  Let Sleeping Sloths Lie… On Your Fingers

  Who doesn’t love sloths? They’re basically the unofficial slackers’ mascot. (And the only reason they’re the unofficial mascot is because we’re too lazy to file the necessary paperwork to make them official.) All they do continue reading...

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  Creepy Creatures Eyeball Lollipops

  These are Creature Eyes Suckers sold by Etsy store DesignerLollipop. You can get 6 cotton candy flavored creature peeper lollies for just $18. They’re supposed to look like dinosaur eyeballs. And I guess I can’t argue with that because I continue reading...

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  You Shot A Switchplate!?

  So you appreciate the look of deer heads and other dead wildlife, but you don’t want to pick up a gun and murder Bambi. We get that. Fortunately for animal lovers everywhere, this “look” is totally on trend. No longer continue reading...

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  Huh?: Dead Writers-Scented Perfume

  Etsy shop Sweet Tea Apothecary creates historically inspired fragrances, like this Dead Writers-scented perfume. It smells of black tea, vetiver, clove, musk, vanilla, heliotrope, and tobacco. The stuff is influenced by legendary writers like Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Shakespeare, Poe, and more. continue reading...

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  Daaaaw!: Geeky Nesting Dolls

  Etsy seller Rachel Anderson has painted up a series of Geeky Nesting Dolls. They’re all pretty amazing AND super adorable. She’s got sets from Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Back To The Future, Hunger Games, The Office, and How continue reading...

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  Monocles For The Fancy Weirdo

  This is a line of custom, handmade monocles sold by Etsy shop SAnomalous. They’re all a little bit… kooky. Definitely not something that you’ll ever catch Mr. Monopoly wearing. He’s a little bit more traditional in his dress. Mr. Peanut? continue reading...

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  A TARDIS Jewelry Box For Your Timey Wimey Bling-Bling

  This is a jewelry box that looks just like the TARDIS from Doctor Who. At first I got really excited because I thought it was a dresser and I NEED a dresser that’s bigger on continue reading...

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  Classic Arcade Game Themed Blankets

  Gaming late at night in the dead of winter can get nipply nippy. So how’s a chilly gamer supposed to stay warm? Snuggle up with one of these Classic Arcade Game Themed Blankets, ya big dummy! They’re crocheted by Ana continue reading...

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  Dress Your Eyelashes In Magic

  Women everywhere spend good money on mascara, eyelash curlers, extensions, and falsies. What a waste! For $15, they could be sporting Unicorn Eyelash Jewelry. After all, nothing says, I’m mature and responsible like having mythical creatures resting on your eyelids. Job continue reading...

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  Unofficial (But Officially Awesome) LEGO Brick Messenger Bags

  If it were up to us the whole world would be torn down and rebuilt with LEGOs. But for now we’ll just have to settle on filling cracks in concrete with LEGO bricks. Of continue reading...

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  Classy Cameos For Geeks

  Etsy seller Geek Cameos Etc makes Victorian inspired cameos that feature characters from movies and TV shows… you know, instead of the standard pretty ladies that are normally on cameos. (The Voldemort one is basically the opposite of pretty ladies.) continue reading...

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  Crocheted Medieval Knight’s Helmet

  Etsy shop HattieHooker sells these awesome Crotcheted Knight Helmets. It’s not just a cap, it’s also got a button-on removable visor to keep your face warm. It looks great, but I’m not too sure it’s gonna be all that protective continue reading...

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