ThinkGeek is selling sets of Geeky Scented Candles. The smells included are Middle Earth (a grassy, earthy fragrance), Retro Arcade (candy, pizza, quarters), Space (ozone), and Teen Spirit (deodorant). So, NOT like stale B.O., Cheeto dusted fingertips, or Parent’s Basement? continue reading...
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This is a line of Jolly Rancher Scented Candles made by Hanna’s Candles. They smell like — you guessed it, Jolly Ranchers! Damn, you’re good. Good at guessing AND good looking. I… am neither of those things. Wow, did it continue reading...
This is not just any old regular skull candle. This is a skull candle that BLEEDS FROM ITS EYE SOCKETS. Just light the wick and a blood red wax will slowly pour out, reminding me of that one time I continue reading...
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Whether you’re decorating for Halloween or just going for that mad-scientist vibe with your decor, the Brain Candle is a must. The unscented candle is suspended in gel wax to give it that “floating brain continue reading...
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Because nothing says romance like a cephalopod ablaze on your dinner table, The Source Collection brings us the Octo-Labra, a candelabra in the likeness of a octopus. It’s sure to make your candle-lit dinner all the more sexy inky. And continue reading...
Man Candles may sound pretty ridiculous at first. But after I was done rolling my eyes and grumbling about more gender-specific BS, I realized that there are probably plenty of men who would like to continue reading...
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Scented candles that smell like food suck. If my house is gonna smell like White Castle, it should be because I’ve been eating sliders all day. The smell alone is just disappointing. But these continue reading...
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Ah maaan, I saw these joint-shaped candles a few weeks ago and said to myself “Self, you gotta post these in time for 4-20!” But you know what? I got high and then a Taco Bell commercial came on TV. continue reading...
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The Money To Burn Candle is for people who are richer than God, Oprah and the Olsen Twins combined. Basically a buncha Benji’s all rolled up with a wick down the middle just waiting to continue reading...
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Everyone is entitled to differing opinions on politics, religion, war, pornography, medical marijuana, sports, and cake vs. pie. (PIE ALL THE WAY, BABY!) Fortunately, there is one issue we as a human race can all continue reading...
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Uh oh. Did you forget so and so’s birthday…again? When there isn’t time to grab a cake, make sure you have a few Make-A-Wish-Rings around. This festive bauble by designer Bettina Nissen keeps a pint-sized candle on hand (wink) for continue reading...
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Ladies and gentleman of a certain age do not want to stare at ALL of those candles on their birthday. And those candles shaped like numbers? Forget it! Now here’s something that takes the cake. The next time there’s a continue reading...