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Carlashes

You’ve seen how the Carstache can make cars unquestionably handsome, but what’s a hot ride without a fine woman by its side? Carlashes, the equally ridiculous female version, are now available. Hook your ride up with a pair, but don’t let it get caught wearing them without crystal eyeliner, sold separately.

$25

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Crime Scene Fleece Blanket

Crime scenes are never warm and fuzzy, nor do they make anyone other than serial killers warm and fuzzy inside. The Crime Scene Fleece Blanket wants to change all that. You can cozy on up to this crime scene without being called in to questioning.Featuring handles for easy carry when it’s all rolled up, the continue reading…

$20

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Spinal Column Jumpsuit

We’ve seen a lot of trompe l’oeil designs and what’s-on-the-outside-is-what’s-on-the-inside products lately. Play by Sarah Reilly is a slouchy racerback jumpsuit that follows a similar pattern, with an image of a spinal column placed along its back. The vintage-inspired atomic print is placed on the made in New York bamboo-lycra piece, for a look that’s continue reading…

$79

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Altered Antique Plates

What do you get when you cross an image of PeeWee Herman with your grandma’s finest china? Well, these things, of course. Beat Up Creations’ Altered Antique Plates take classic a decorative plate and use a transfer and heat technique to seal an iconic pop culture image onto them. The result of this mis-matched combination continue reading…

$20+

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Wine Rack Flask Bra

Enhance your decolletage and get your drink on with this supremely bizarre undergarment. The Wine Rack Flask Bra can turn A cups into double Ds, all while replacing your drinking cup. This dual purpose, portable drinking device is perfect for women who want to stay consistently tipsy and busty on a budget. If you want continue reading…

$29

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Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies

Add some sick humor to chinese takeout night with the Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies from ThinkGeek. The same ol’ cookies you love are filled with fortunes range from rude to insulting to mean to hilarious. The proverb-less set of ten comes in a quart sized takeout box in each package, each with a different fortune.

$10

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Emergency Underpants

We’re going to just pretend that no one needs Emergency Underpants because they’re bad at holding it in. Instead we imagine they are for those times when you’re unexpectedly out for days at a time and want to feel fresh. (One way or another they’d be great for a party that gets out of control!) continue reading…

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EIZO X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

They just don’t make pin-up calendars like they used to—these girls nowadays are all just skin and bones—or in this case just bones! But we’ll forgive the EIZO Medical Imaging Pin-Up Calendar since that’s kind of the point. Actually these girls seem to be very lively and curvy from what you can make out in continue reading…

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Phoneballs

It takes real kutzpah to whip out your iPhone wherever you go without protection. Add some much needed padding to the most important item in your pants with a bold (dare we say ballsy?) new silicone case, Phoneballs. Available in peachfuzz and blueballs, these squishy little fellas keep your data port dust free. But these continue reading…

$15

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Punch’n’Cuddle

Everyone should have a friend who’s always there whether you need a shoulder to cry on or to vent all of your rage. But unless you want to send your best buddy to therapy, you should never use your friends as a punching bag… unless of course that friend is a one-eyed cuddly bean bag continue reading…