by Brittany High
These are panties with lady parts on the front. They’re from Japan. SURPRISE! I have to assume they were designed by someone who has only seen a naked lady through the static on Cinemax. Vagina panties, of course. Because we’ve all been there: you’re panty shopping at
the thrift store Victoria Secret and just can’t seem to find the perfect drawls. You try on a pair or two that are fine, sure. But they’re just missing that — how do you say? Je ne sais vagina. You know what I’m saying! No? Yeah, totally, me neither. I just wanna fit in!