Where’s Your Reusable Bag, B*tch!?

You know those super eco folks on line at the store…the ones who ALWAYS remember their reusable shopping totes. Not that you can possibly know that, but that smug look on their face as they see that you don’t have any with you says it all. Grab one of these and you can really show ‘em. It’s right here, a$shole! Here’s yet another fuck*ng tote! Are you happy now? Or, you can just wear it and laugh, because you know it’s true. Do you need another? No. But you want one, because they’re cute and Another Fing Tote on Etsy wants you to have just one more.

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