by Brittany High
This wedding dress is made entirely of human hair. 820 feet of hair to be exact, and it weighs in at 33 pounds. The bridal gown took designer Thelma Madine 300 hours to complete. I assume that number doesn’t include the time it took for the actual humans to grow the hair involved, but what do I know? I’m just trying to wrap my mind around the fact that DIDN’T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? I thought we were gonna stop making weird stuff out of human byproducts. There’s gotta be some kind of petition I can sign to end the madness. Oh, me? Hell no, I don’t have time to start a petition, I’ve got things to do! Like finish this sandwich for example and then pass out with my pants unbuttoned. Next I got an appointment with reruns of Frasier. Reeeeaaaaally busy.