In “WTF” and “Why God Why?” news of the day, here are some sexy (using the term loosely) sweater shorts. Etsy seller WarmComfort makes the men’s underwear that transform your ding dong into something else. Like a carrot. Or a palm tree. Or a Christmas tree. Cool? I guess? Is that a thing that dudes want? For their wieners to look like a damn Christmas tree?! Because if so, first of all, WEIRD. Second of all… you’re welcome? But yeah, mainly the first one I mentioned. You got some serious problems.