Towel Topper, Where Have You Been All My Life?

The Towel Topper, while absolutely amazing, is not exactly incredible. But the holidays are approaching, and you aren’t going to buy your best friend a twice-pregnant baby. This simple gem serves a very important purpose: allowing you to lounge around the house in your bath towel just a little longer. We all know the only reason we get dressed so quickly after a shower is because the damn towel keeps falling, exposing our lady bits to the cold and the neighbors. With a Towel Topper, you can now turn any towel into a robe! It comes in three sizes, should fit snug, and does not have to be super tight. Thank goodness, because those things with the waistband, zipper and two holes for our legs are tight enough.

$20