No one wants to be that tourist walking around carrying a map—it’s way too conspicuous. But maybe not quite as conspicuous as walking around wearing a map. These hand silkscreened microfiber tights feature a map of the NYC subway system. The tights don’t seem that convenient for the person wearing them, unless you’re really good at reading upside down, but they’ll make you REALLY popular with random lost tourists. They’d be all like, “Excuse me miss, would you hike up your skirt? I need to get off soon.” and you’d beat them with your purse before you realized they just wanted to see which stop 42 St & Grand Central came after. Oops.