Get it? They rock because they’re made of stone! Which, fun fact: all stones are rocks, but not all rocks are stones. Jk jk, I don’t know if that’s true, I just wanted to sound smart. Mission: Failed. Abort, abort! Shwood brings us this line of Stone Sunglasses. The perfect shades for a cave man. The frames are made of slate stone fused with birch wood. The lenses? Definitely NOT made of stone. I mean, I’m assuming. But what do I know? Not a lot, I can tell you that much. But the precise location of every Taco Bell in a 100 mile radius of my apartment? Damn yeah, I know that like the back of my hand.