by Brittany High
These are Apex Predator Shoes. They’re created by artists Mariana Fantich and Dominic Young. The Savile Row oxfords have 1,050 denture teeth lining the sole. I think I read somewhere that 9 out of 10 dentists agree that this is not how you’re supposed to take care of your teeth. The 10th dentist was like “Cool! Where can I get a pair?” I… am starting to question his credentials. I don’t know about these shoes, I think they’re kinda morbid. What’s NOT morbid? The necklace my mom wears that’s made of my baby teeth. And I think she’s got some other kids’ teeth on it, too. Not really sure where those other chompers came from — I think she’s a witch!