These Sharks Swallow Feet Whole

When I was a kid I lived just a couple of blocks from the beach. One day, I saw Jaws on TV, and I couldn’t bring myself to go to the beach for weeks afterward. After watching a movie about a shark that eats people whole, who could blame me? I was only five after all. My fear of sharks eventually went away, and I went back to enjoying the beach… until I saw the picture above. Those sharks swallow feet whole! Oh, wait, they’re not sharks, they’re actually K. Bell Big Mouth Shark socks. Phew, I was worried for a second there. $9