The USA Sunglasses

Because we totally need to give the rest of the world another reason to think we’re tacky as all hell and we’ll buy anything, here are The USA Sunglasses. The shades were designed by Jeremy Scott and, as you can see, they’re goofy as hell in the shape of the good ole U-S-of-A. I’m about as American as they get (see: my gut and mountain of debt) and even I think they’re doofy! But you think that’s gonna keep me from buying a pair? Hell no! I’m gonna charge this tacky shit to my credit card like a real red blooded American. What? I need something to wear to my neighbor’s next Nascar party and my favorite WWF t-shirt is in the wash. $208 Source