The Dick Tie is exactly what it sounds like, provided it sounds like a tie shaped like a penis. NOT a tie for your penis as I originally thought. Penises need ties too! Not true, me. Currently The Dick Tie is in the fundraising stage — you can donate to the wienerworthy cause over at the Kickstarter campaign. Contribute just $30 you too can own a 100% silk pink, black, or patterned penis-shaped tie. That’s right: dreams really do come true! Now go forth and live your penis-shaped tie dreams. You deserve it, you little weirdo!