The Bare (Leg) Bones: Skeleton Socks

Because bony is so in this season, here are some over the knee skeleton socks. Like the design, but don’t want to cover up those ankles? Hussy! Sorry, I’m just REALLY conservative. Show a little anklage with the footie version. I’ve never had the skin and bones type phsyique, so I’d like to see how it suits me. Just gonna wrastle these stockings over my monster caves and — WAHHHHH! Nope, not gonna work. For a second there I thought I had a x-ray vision which is one of my worst nightmares. I’ve given this a lot of thought: x-ray vision doesn’t just include peeping into the women’s locker room or staking out a vault at the bank. You see stuff that you can’t un-see. I’m talkin like, entrails and shit! Literally. $14