Stay Hot On Hoth With This Chewbacca Hoodie

I haven’t been to the mall since they shut down the Diary Queen and turned it into some healthy smoothie shop. But it looks like I got a reason to go and it’s not just because I heard it has a Chipotle now. No, I’m gonna break out my Doc Martins, put on my Hello Kitty tank top and roll on down to the Hot Topic to buy this super comfy looking jacket. It’s in the likeness of everyone’s favorite walking carpet, Chewbacca. Rrrrrghgrrn! GNAAARRR! Rrrrrghgrrn! Whoa, Chewie, relax — no furballs were harmed in the manufacturing of this jacket. Phew, that was a close one… everyone knows it’s not wise to upset a Wookiee. $70