by Brittany High
This is Sneezy. He’s a squirrel. A squirrel who likes to
sneeze wear hats. He lives on campus at Penn State where human Mary Krupa is a freshmen. She’s got a miniature hat collection perfect for a squirrel. Which brings us to today. This is a series of photos taken of Sneezy modeling Mary’s hats. Pretty adorable. How does she do it? Is she nuts? NO. She has nuts. Peanuts. And if there’s anything I know about squirrels is that they are total jerk bags love nuts. You could even call me an expert on the topic. I mean, it’s not true in the least, but you could say it just for fun!