by Brittany High
Man Hands is a line of dude-scented bar soaps. NOT dude-scented like musty body odor masked in body spray. More along the lines of beer, baseball gloves, fire, and cash. That’s cute and all, but c’mon — real men don’t use soap! Because they don’t need soap. A true macho brute bathes in the blood of his enemies, uses sandpaper as a washcloth, shampoos with hot sauce, and moisturizes with bourbon. That’s right! Real men moisturize. There’s nothing masculine about ashy skin, folks.