by Brittany High
These are Shoe Pants designed by Sebastian E. They’re a pair of pants SURPRISE! with the shoes already attached. So basically, combining two arduous tasks into one hopefully far less complicated step. Two birds with one stone, if you will. Ooh, ooh! Two shoes with one pants. Ehh? Thank goodness there are people out there trying to streamline the getting-dressed process. Usually after I finally muster up the strength to wrangle on some pants, I’m like “Ugh, now I gotta put on shoes? Aw hell, just forget it…” and go back to bed. Whose idea was it to put the pants on first, anyway? Because then you gotta bend over to put on your shoes, but I CAN’T bend over because my f***ing pants. They’re tight!