Run Faster Than A Speeding Bullet In Superman Caped Socks

Socks are kind of like my kryptonite. (Kryptonite is the stuff that makes you freak out, spend all of your money and squeal in delight until you pass out right?) I own a lot of awesome socks so I’m kind of hard to impress. Oh, your socks have adorable kittens on them? Nyan-cat please, I got socks made of real cat fur. I’ve even got socks that look like high-tops and socks that looks sharks nommin’ mah feets. But I never even dreamed of owning socks that could fly*. The Superman Caped Socks make your feet seem super and heroic, instead of just smelly and podiatric. Now if only someone would make socks that looked like a button up shirt to wear over these so you can rip them open dramatically, life would be amazing. (*Disclaimer: these socks cannot actually fly, unless you attach rockets to them or something.) $10