by Brittany High
This is a Life Size Baby T-Rex Costume hand sculpted by Etsy shop 3dwizart. The terrifying dino suit measures 16 feet long and tips the scales at just over 50 lb. It’s equipped with animatronic mechanisms for the most fluid movements in eyes, mouth and neck. You know, to really creep out the neighborhood snots. Unfortunately at $10k, it’s a liiiiittle out of my price range. And by liiiiittle I mean $9,989.23. Who has that kinda dough to blow on a Halloween costume? The very small sum of money I have is already called for. Pizza and booze funds. Or as I like to call them PRIORITIES.