by Brittany High
This is the Racanooki Hoodie, a take on Mario’s Tanooki suit. It’s being modeled by a man who clearly has no shame. AND it’s got a movable tail. Just pull the strings and your tail will wag and you will be able to flyyyyyyyyy! No, no, that’s not true at all. Just pull the strings and your tail will go up and down. So there’s that. There’s also the fact that you’ll look just as if not more doofy than the guy in the picture so… just take that into consideration. Or don’t. You’re the one who’s gonna look like a dingus, not me! Okay, me too, but that’s for totally unrelated reasons.