Putting a Turkey On Your Head is Rarely A Good Idea

Even vegan hipsters can get into the Thanksgiving spirit thanks to the knitted turkey hat. Sure, they’re opposed to Thanksgiving and the murder of turkeys nationwide, but that’s what makes this hat so ironic. Plus, when people ask them about it, it’s the perfect opportunity to go into a tirade about how tofurky tastes JUST like real turkey… after you scrape off your tastebuds. Of course that’s not the only reason to rock a turkey on your head. It’s also perfect for showing off your Joey impression without ruining dinner. Unfortunately the knitted turkey hat is sold out so you might have to wait until next year to look like a turkey. $30 Source