This Lazer Shirt allows you to doodle temporary glow-in-the-dark designs with the included UV Lazer. I’m not even going to try to explain to you how it works, but I will tell you that it’s because an ancient Lazer Spirit dwells inside the fibers of the shirt. I can’t wait to get mine! I’m gonna draw on some boobies and a belly button. With the whole glow in the dark aspect, I’ll totally look like a nekkid martian. Zip zap — alien titties, what what!