Overpriced: $500 Paint-Splattered Shoes

Here we’ve got some paint-splattered sneakers that are going for over $500. They weren’t handcrafted by mermaids, previously worn by Santa Claus, made from the hides of a thousand unicorns, or any other cool situation that could possibly justify the hefty price tag. Nope, these are just a regular pair of sneaks with paint splattered on them so people don’t think you’re actually wearing a brand new pair of shoes. Pshh! New shoes. Look, if you’re on the market for shit like this I know a place that sells shoes that look used. The best part is, they’re already broken in! How’s about you give me the $500 you were gonna spend on these dumb shoes, I’ll hook you up with like, 8 pairs that are comparable to these, and I get to keep the difference. Deal? $525+