by Brittany High
Squeeze, squeeze, tweak the nips, repeat. Tired of the same ole predictable foreplay routine? Well I’ve got just thing for you — the Nintendo NES Controller Bra is a real life C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR! It’ll serve as a guide for those who have trouble properly navigating mammaries. Only rule: don’t mash all the buttons at once. This bra’s the perfect tay-tay support system for the gamer girl in your life. Orrrrrr the gamer guy who’s sporting some serious moobs. I’m not here to judge. But I’m still gonna throw my two cents in: you should really consider wrapping those puppies up, man. They’re distracting.