Nike Blood Stained Sneakers Make You Look Guilty

Even good, upstanding citizens probably shouldn’t walk around with blood stains on their shoes. After all, you never know when someone might want to try to pin a double murder on your ass. Or maybe I just overdid it with the Law & Order SVU marathon this past weekend. At any rate, Nike thinks blood-stained sneakers are great (somewhere in there there’s a joke pertaining to ethics). Scheduled for a Halloween 2011 release, the Nike SB Stefan Janoski sneakers feature a sandy canvas upper, with red detailing and a gnarly ‘blood stain’ print. Too bad these aren’t running sneakers, in the event that Stabler & Benson do start tailing you. $90 Source