by Brittany High
Watch out, here comes something tiny and cute! You know I tend to get a little violent at the site of such things. This time it’s the MirrorBook Air, a compact mirror that resembles a lil bitty Macbook Air. Eeeee! The only thing that would make this any better is if it was actually a functional computer. I can just see it now: at the coffee shop, patrons with their boring, regular-sized laptops. Then there’s me with my little Mac, squinting to decipher what’s on the tiny screen and typing away using the mini backspace more often than not because my fat fingers keep mashing 6 keys at a time. Alas, it is only a mirror and if you’re as ugly as God made me, you don’t spend a lot of time looking at yourself. Last time I looked good in a mirror, it was a painting.