Look Like a Shady Serial Killer With Dexter Sunglasses

If Dexter blood slide coasters weren’t enough to satisfy your bloodlust, then why not try something a bit darker? But not like “go on a real killing spree” kind of dark… more like “block out UV rays” dark. These new limited edition Dexter shades by Look/See look like regular shades, but with a really subtle detail from the show that you would never notice: a metal syringe inlay along the inner left temple. Oh yeah, and they’re covered in blood. How’s that for subtle bitches?! The glasses come with a “trophy box” and 10 blood slides—presumably one for each outfit you’re going to murder by wearing these ridiculous glasses with them.

$150