Hey! Hands Off My Game Boy!

Believe me, sexy geeks are out there. And dozens of them will be flocking to Black Milk Clothing’s website when this Game Boy Swimsuit goes on sale. Nintendo’s classic handheld game finds new life in this racy one piece suit. Cuter than the brand’s Steve Buscemi Dress, it features all of the buttons we spent hours pushing as we tried to beat Tetris. The buttons are on both the front and back of the suit, so we can only imagine the supremely geeky lines the wearer will encounter as they lounge poolside. $TBD