Gobbler the Headless Turkey Costume

Whether you’re looking for that Halloween costume that walks the line between creepy and hilarious or you need something to wear for your PETA sponsored Thanksgiving pageant, this is it. The Gobbler the Turkey costume makes you look like a headless turkey that’s ready to be eaten… which means I can’t ever wear that shit around my crazy Mimaw. I figure best case scenario she tries to put stuffing down my pants, worst case scenario… well let’s just say one year I dressed like the Easter Bunny and she kept licking her lips and talking about rabbit stew recipes. $75 Source