Get it? Carrrrrr? No? Try saying it like a pirate. Fine, forget it, I’m dumb. This is a Headlight Eyepatch brought to us by Carmichael Collective. Admittedly I didn’t know pirates drove cars. Isn’t that more of a landlubber type behavior? Now I know what you’re thinkin and yes, I do fancy myself somewhat of a pirate-expert. The Headlight Eyepatch was made to cover up your car’s burnt out headlight. You know, so you don’t have to change it. Because how lazy can a person be? If you’re asking me, the answer is pretty damn lazy. So lazy, in fact, that if I tried describing it to you I’d probably need to take a break about a quarter of the way through to lie down. Now that you mention it, after all that explaining a nap does sound pretty good right now, so if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go rest my eyes for about 16 hours.