by Brittany High
The Belt Buckle Flask is perfect for the heavy drinker who wears a belt. Me? I don’t even own a belt. Elastic waistbands FTW! The good news is, the flask is detachable. For a second there I was seriously concerned that the rest of you would have to publicly unbuckle his or her belt in order to take a swig from the flask. The undressing usually happens AFTER partaking in the sauce, NOT before. Ya know what I’m sayin’? That’s my M.O. It’s pretty much inevitable! Just watch: *Glug glug glug* That’s it — the pants are coming off!