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Get Perfect Duck Lips With The Face Slimmer

by Brittany High

Get Perfect Duck Lips With The Face Slimmer

Another day, another weird Japanese product that makes me sleep a little less easy at night. Today we have the Face Slimmer, an anti-aging piece of molded plastic. The intent of the product is to achieve perfect duck lips. I… am gonna pretend like I didn’t know that. The Face Slimmer fits around the lips, forcing them open. The wearer is to recite each vowel sound out loud twice a day, three times a minute. The instructions suggest doing the exercises while bathing because — I don’t know. Your face is more flexy then? Multitasking? I couldn’t tell you, I’m a little unclear on the description on the product site. Mainly because I can’t read. I’m just making this up as I go! Source

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Comments (4)

  1. Posted by Rachel on March 22nd, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    I’ve seen this product before on youtube and I’m pretty sure it is to improve your singing (because it makes you sing with open vowels and not be nasally?). Either way its…unique. haha

  2. Posted by Melinda on November 9th, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Is there somewhere (a link) that I can purchase one?

  3. Posted by stallion duck on December 12th, 2012 at 9:43 am

    It’s nice blowjob ! hahah

  4. Posted by QuirkyMissKiwi on February 13th, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    Great Valentine’s Gift! LOL

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