Geeky Soaps For Gamers

We’ve featured some pretty geeky soap around here, but these soaps from Etsy shop Digital Soaps really one-up the competition. The shop offers tons of soaps, including this line resembling cartridges of Gameboy Original and Advance, NES, SNES and Sega Genesis systems. They even come in scents like Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Grape Soda. Sounds like a gamer’s dream come true! But hey, I’ve got more important things to do than take care of myself. I’d be far more inclined to take a break from playing Mass Effect if I wasn’t, I dunno — SAVING THE UNIVERSE! I only break if I’m literally seconds away from peeing myself or get so hungry my vision begins to blur. Cheetos, I need Cheetos STAT!

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