Etsy seller SciFeyeCandy (Eye see what you did there!) is selling these superhero bikinis. Well, some of them are heroes, others are villains. Speaking of villains: why do all these bad girls always look so good? I get why the good girls look good. It’s because they’re good! But I’m a kinda good person — once I nursed a hummingbird back to health and I call my grandmother semi-regularly. So why do I gotta look so bad all the time? I blame my relationship with pizza. It’s a bittersweet love affair! But mostly extra cheesy with pepperoni.