For Permanent Winter: Rainbow Brite Snuggie

Because nostalgia is sooooooo in right now, 80s Tees is selling this Rainbow Brite Snuggie. You can have your own for just $20. This thing would definitely come in handy if The Dark Princess ever tries to f*** with Spectra, making it permanent winter again. Winter is cold! And snuggies are super warm. Warm and insanely dorky. But no one’s gonna care what the hell you’re wearing if it’s PERMANENT WINTER. People will be too busy freaking the hell out because it’s gonna be winter for the rest of forever. Personally, I’m gonna be holed up in my apartment with the thermostat cranked to 111 degrees, watching re-runs of Frasier and eating sugar cereal for every meal. Basically what I do every winter. I call it hibernating.

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