by Brooke Dowd Sacco
Described as a “vintage-inspired mary-jane pump” that “gets a boost from a modern, inverted-wedge platform for a head-turning effect,” what the designer of this WTF?! shoe doesn’t clarify is that head-turning isn’t always a positive. A peep toe, double mary jane, stiletto, and a Frankenstein-esque platform all in one will certainly stop a few folks in their tracks, just before they shake their heads in disbelief. The Gypsie Pump by Dolce Vita is having some sort of identity crisis, but she isn’t alone, there are a few other in the collection that are equally confused.