Down-There Hair On Your Underwear

These are Hairy Panties by Nutty Tarts, a Finland-based fashion company. Why do we keep throwing around the word fashion when it’s really just weird shit like this? Yeah, I guess you’re right… I have no room to talk. I’m over here sporting some cut off overalls with a one-piece swimsuit underneath. NOT ironically. I don’t know why on Earth these need to exist (I mean, just go commando if you got all that bush pride!), but since they do, I gotta ask: just a black bush? What about the people that got them brown & curlies or a fire crotch? I’m… asking for a friend.

$46