Tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters, so naturally Coke Zero has a design-your-own tacky sweater contest. After you customize your fugly-ass masterpiece with their handy sweater generator, get all your friends to vote on it! Why? Because your jerk friends owe you big time! Also, if you rank in the top 100 designs, they’ll have somebody’s granny knit up your sweater and mail it to you. Cool! I designed one, but it isn’t ugly at all. It is… truly beautiful. And that’s not just the spiked eggnog talking! It’s probably the tequila. You hear that? “¡Ay caramba, que es un hermoso suéter!” Yeah, that’s definitely the tequila.