Etsy seller beadborg brings us this Zombie Doll ball joint tights. That’s right — not only do these things give you the legs of a rotting zombie, but also those weirdo bendy legs of a baby doll. For anyone counting, that’s a double whammy. Or a full blown 11 on the Creepy Scale. Yeah, ‘doll zombies’ are right up there with ‘my dog barking at nothing aka a ghost’ and ‘the old lady across the street changing with the blinds open again.’ *shudders* It’s like she does it on purpose. Stop torturing me, you old coot!